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This is so Crazy!

This is so crazy!

-Why do we press harder on the remote when we know that the batteries are getting dead?

-Why do people believe you when you say that there are 4 billion stars but check if you say the paint is wet?

-Why doesn't the glue stick to the bottle?

-Why do they use a sterilized needle for death by a Lethal injection?

-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

-Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when a revolver is thrown at him??

-Whose idea was it to put an "s" in lisp?

-If people evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?

-Is there ever a day when cars are not on sale?

-How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light figures?

-Why is it that when you are attempting to save something from falling over, you always manage to knock something else over?

-Why is it that in the winter time we always turn the temperature up to what is was in the summer time when we were complaining about the heat?

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

-Only in America do we order a large hamburger large fries and a Diet Coke.